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5761. Digging a Hole Through the Earth and Coming Out the Other Side

If cartoons are any indication, you always end up in China.

Added by Maya on March 30, 2009| Comment | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5762. Petcocks Shop

Small valve used to control the flow of liquid or gas. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on March 30, 2009| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5763. Curlicue

A fancy twist.

Added by Brian on March 24, 2009| 1 Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5764. Race Car Beds Shop

Vroom. See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on March 23, 2009| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5765. Vince Offer

Excitable pitchman for the ShamWow! towels and the Slap Chop food chopper and a former Scientologist. See also Commercials.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2009| 4 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5766. Rubber Chickens Shop

Apparently at some point in time, people found these funny. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2009| 3 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5767. Slice

Discontinued soda that came in orange, lemon-line, and a Dr. Pepper-flavored knockoff called Dr. Slice. Depicted in commercials as the preferred beverage of baseball players and models. See also 80's, 90's, Commercials.

Added by Brian on March 14, 2009| 2 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

5768. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream Shop

Also known as “astronaut ice cream,” but it’s unclear that astronauts even eat the stuff. See also Dessert, Space.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2009| 6 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

5769. Sleeping in the Raw

Funny Words

5770. Zygote

A mini baby.

Added by benguin94 on March 11, 2009| 8 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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