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Funny Products
5771. Bumpits Shop
Why have flat hair when you could instead add several inches of unnatural cone-head? See also Hair.
Funny Insults
5772. Wisenheimer
One who is obnoxiously self-assertive and arrogant. Informal know-it-all also known as a saucebox, smart aleck, smarty, smarty-pants, wiseacre, wisecracker, or wise guy. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Clothes
5773. Piano Ties Shop
Whether you’re a smooth talkin’ cop who’s working the vice squad in Miami, or a happenin’ hipster who likes to rock the raddest styles, this totally trendy tie is a funky-fresh way to jazz up your look! See also 80's.
Funny Clothes
5775. Fanny Packs Shop
A small, fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn at the waist by a strap around the hips. Particularly useful for storing your dignity. See also Tourists.
Funny Places
5776. Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
According to Wikipedia, an unincorporated community in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. See also Amish, Sophomoric.
Funny Clothes
5777. Genera Hypercolor Shirts Shop
A shirt that changes color with changes in body heat. While this would seem a good reason for overly-sweaty to avoid wearing them, these were precisely the only individuals who did so at my high school. See also 80's.
Funny TV Shows
5778. Romper Room
Each program would open with a greeting from the hostess and the Pledge of Allegiance. Then the hostess and her group of children would embark on an hour (or half hour) of games, exercises, songs and moral lessons, which were regularly accompanied by background music.
At the end of each broadcast, the hostess would look through a "magic mirror" (actually a face-sized open hoop with a handle) and name the children she saw in "televisionland", then recite the rhyme, "Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends had fun at play?" She would then lead into, "I can see Scotty and Kimberly and Julie and Jimmy and Kelly and all of you boys and girls out there!" Did she ever see you? See also 80's, Children, Television.
Funny Drinks
5780. John Daly
1 1/2 oz. Vodka (Ketel One), 1 part Iced Tea, 1 part Lemonade, 1 wedge Lemon. Typically followed by or preceded by 12 Natural Light beers. See also Alcohol, Golf.