Funny Words

5821. Glom

Grab hold of; appropriate to oneself, as in "glommed on to her ideas." So, I don't know if it was correct that my mother often said at dinner "Don't glom your food!"

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Funny Words

5822. Gobsmacked

One of my favorite words, of late. Seems to be infiltrating the U.S. via the recent influx of TV programming from the U.K., perhaps? See also British.

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Funny Advice

5823. Don't Smoke. Wear a Bra.

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Funny Advice

5824. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Products

5825. Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them either. See also Children, Unnecessary.

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Funny Animals

5826. Krill

They are made into oil nowadays. How krillalicious!

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Funny Diseases

5827. Rhinotillexomania

Habitual or obsessive nose-picking. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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Funny Foods

5828. Spangelferkel

See also German, Meat, Sausage.

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Funny Instruments

5829. Heckelphone

Humorously shaped AND humorously named.

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Funny People

5830. Really Tall People in VW Bugs

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