Funny Phrases

5821. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.

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Funny Quotes

5822. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."

Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.

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Funny Sayings

5823. Pensando En La Inmortalidad Del Cangrejo

"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.

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Funny Words

5824. Potpourri

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Funny Words

5825. Bumfuzzle

To confuse or fluster.

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Funny Animals

5826. Binturong

What happens if you mix an otter with a cat and taze it? This.

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Funny Foods

5827. Pasta Rice

The unclassy name for risotto.

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Funny Jobs

5828. Mime

Nature's way of thinning out the clown herd.

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Funny People

5829. Fun Dad

Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.

There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.

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Funny Places

5830. Costco

The free samples must be parent-aproved, the toothbrushes are next to the inflatable pools, the products change weekly, and there are at least 4 people who live somewhere in its warehousey wonderland. See also Suburbs.

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