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Funny People
5821. Robert Byrd, U.S. Senator
This delirious, jolly old man is older than the Senate itself. See also Politics.
Funny Places
5823. Pastafarian
Name of pretty much every Italian restaurant in pretty much every Jamaican all-inclusive resort. See also Italian, Vacation.
Funny Things to Do
5824. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up
Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Phrases
5826. Butt Dialed
When you get a voicemail from a friend and it's just incoherent conversation. You have just been "Butt Dialed". See also Telecommunications.
Funny Insults
5829. If You Were Half as Smart as You Think You Are, You'd be Twice as Smart as You Really Are
Funny Things to Do
5830. High-fiving Someone Waving to Someone Behind You
Even more idiotic than waving to someone waving to someone behind you, and a lot harder to take back or disguise. See also Awkward.