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Funny Insults
5823. If You Were Half as Smart as You Think You Are, You'd be Twice as Smart as You Really Are
Funny Things to Do
5824. High-fiving Someone Waving to Someone Behind You
Even more idiotic than waving to someone waving to someone behind you, and a lot harder to take back or disguise. See also Awkward.
Funny Animals
5826. Bald Bears
Actually a little sad, and yes, a bit funny. But they don't looks so tough now, do they? See also German, Hair.
Funny Phobias
5827. Basophobia
The extreme fear of falling down. So much so, that someone with this disease never gets up.
Funny Products
5828. 1-800-COLLECT
Commercials for 1-800-COLLECT were a ubiquitous presence on TV during the 90's and featured b-list celebrities such as Mr. T, Alyssa Milano, and Aresenio Hall urging you to save a buck or two. One commercial also featured OJ Simpson's momperhaps the fact he was still calling his Mom collect as a wealthy adult should have been our first clue. See also 90's, Commercials, Telecommunications.
Funny Sayings
5829. It'll Make a Turd
That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.
Funny Things to Do
5830. Touching a Buzz Cut
Yes, I have finally done it. (But I don't think that the guy was too happy.) See also Hair.