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5831. Britches

I laughed so hard I almost sh*t my britches. See also Clothes.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2009| 15 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5832. The Slim Suit

Yes, you can lose weight while talking on the phone and sitting in a wicker chair. See also 80's, Commercials, Weight.

Added by Anthony on February 21, 2009| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5833. Center Abdominal Groin Strain

Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2009| 5 Comments | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5834. Pipe Down!

Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.

Added by Tim on February 19, 2009| 1 Comment | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5835. Stock Photos of Women Wearing Headsets

Now featured on almost every corporate website in existence. See also Corporate, Photography.

Added by Brian on February 18, 2009| 1 Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5836. When is the 4th of July?

Subset of Soft Rock distinguished by nautical song themes and album art. Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Christopher Cross, and Toto were the most significant practitioners, with Cross's Sailing being the signature expression of the genre. Further details available here. See also 70's, 80's, Wealth.

Added by Chris on February 16, 2009| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

5838. The Stanky Leg

Funny Names

5839. Engelbert Humperdinck

A smarmy British singer—this is not his real name by the way. See also British, Music.

Added by grouchyteacher on February 14, 2009| 6 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

5840. Eating Over the Kitchen Sink

Almost as depressing as eating your lunch in your car in the parking lot at work. See also Food.

Added by Tyler on February 14, 2009| 1 Comment | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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