Funny Drinks

5881. Strong Island Ice Tea

A long island ice tea made extra strong; also a way to announce "I'm here to get hosed." I once saw a bartender almost throw a guy out for trying to order one of these. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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Funny Drinks

5882. Brandy Alexander

Or really, any cocktail that contains half-and-half or heavy cream. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

5883. Crazier than a Sh*t-House Rat

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Funny Things to Do

5884. Saying "Like" All the Time

At some point in life, you have to outgrow this. It's like, really annoying, when people say it, like, all the time. But then like, you're talking to this person who is like doing it, and you're like suppressing the urge to like totally laugh in his face. See also Teenagers.

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Funny Words

5885. Britches

I laughed so hard I almost sh*t my britches. See also Clothes.

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Funny Clothes

5886. The Slim Suit

Yes, you can lose weight while talking on the phone and sitting in a wicker chair. See also 80's, Commercials, Weight.

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Funny Diseases

5887. Center Abdominal Groin Strain

Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.

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Funny Sayings

5888. Pipe Down!

Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.

Added by Tim on February 19, 2009| 1 Comment | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

5889. Stock Photos of Women Wearing Headsets

Now featured on almost every corporate website in existence. See also Corporate, Photography.

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Funny Questions

5890. When is the 4th of July?

See also Holidays, Patriotic.

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