Funny Diseases

5911. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Jobs

5912. Shopping Cart Wrangler

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Funny Names

5913. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

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Funny Euphemisms

5914. A "Crisis"

Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.

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Funny Phrases

5915. Go-T

An awesome way to describe a really awesome goatee. Like this one. See also Hair.

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Funny Things

5916. Butter Sculptures

Like this, this, and this. See also Dairy, Food.

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Funny Insults

5917. Fancy Balls

For someone that is being particularly picky or whiny.

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Funny Insults

5918. Skinflint

Insult directed towards someone displaying miserly behavior.

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Funny Words

5919. Claptrap

Describes pretentious nonsense designed for the sole purpose of provoking approval, i.e. clapping.

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Funny Drinks

5920. CapriSun Shop

A surprisingly-difficult-to-open, trapezoidal pouch drink beloved by kids. See also 80's, Children.

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