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5911. Hard Gas

Euphemism for soiling oneself. See also Scatological.

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5913. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times

That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.

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5914. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

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5915. Blue-Footed Booby

A awkward bird with blue feet.

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5916. XYZPDQ

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5917. Human Maypoles

Even better when people skip around said human maypole.

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5918. Ticket to Nowheresville

That's what you'll get if you keep on... fill in the blank. A sort of warning to stop what you're doing.

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5919. Dying from Snorting Peas

Did anyone else's mother warn repeatedly of this fate? See also Anxiety, Vegetables.

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5920. Plastic Bread Bags Over Your Shoes

Worn between the shoes and the black rubber overshoes, then taken off (but not thrown away!) upon arriving at school. Very much a Northern thing. Abruptly stops at 7th grade, because that's just not cool, man. See also Food.

Added by Tim on August 31, 2008| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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