Funny Foods

5921. Triple Whopper with Cheese

The inherently funny part is two-fold; one, they make it, and two, people order it; 1,230 calories, 82 grams of fat, 275 mg's of cholesterol, and 1,590 mg's of salt. Contained in this sandwhich is what many people eat in three days. See also Cholesterol, Fast Food, Meat.

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Funny Sayings

5922. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole

South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African.

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Funny Sayings

5923. All Your Base Are Belong to Us

A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.

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Funny Things to Do

5924. Stealing Someone's Lunch

What do you suppose bullies do with all the food they steal from the innocent? See also Bullies, Food.

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Funny Things to Do

5925. Taking Back the Night

And this time we're doing it for good. See also College.

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Funny Advice

5926. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End

See also Animals.

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Funny Clothes

5927. Cagoule

A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks. See also Middle Age.

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Funny Insults

5928. Homeschool

As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

5929. Yelling "Theater" in a Firehouse

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Funny Sayings

5930. Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts

It's true, they do. See also Body.

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