Funny Sayings

5891. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

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Funny Things to Do

5892. Wearing a Sash That Says "Mayor"

Especially when you're not actually the mayor. See also Government.

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Funny People

5893. Orville Redenbacher

See also Snacks.

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Funny Products

5894. Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific

Actual name of a shampoo in the 70's and 80's. Do they still make this stuff? See also 70's, Hygiene.

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Funny Things

5895. Drum Circles

A staple of native Trustifarian culture. See also Hippies.

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Funny Songs

5896. The Streak Shop

1974 Ray Stevens hit highlighting the inherently funny trend of taking off all of one's clothes and running really fast in broad daylight. See also Nudity.

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Funny Things

5897. Kissing Booths

See also Carnivals, Old-Timey.

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Funny People

5898. People Who Pronounce Touché as "Toosh"

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Funny Words

5899. Roger

Old British word for having sexual intercourse. See also British, Sex.

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Funny People

5900. Jeffrey Maier

Baseball's worst fan ever. See also Baseball.

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