Funny Phrases

5941. Non-Food Articles

At some point in your life, someone probably told you not to eat or microwave these.

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Funny Clothes

5942. Baby Bjorn

Pouch to put your kid in and wear around at a mall. See also Yuppies.

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Funny Clothes

5943. Homemade Jewelry

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Funny Movies

5944. Gingerdead Man 2: Passion Of The Crust Shop

A horror movie featuring a serial killer who's soul has entered a gingerbread cookie that turns homicidal. See also Horror.

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Funny Words

5945. Pancreas

Fun to say, not fun for diabetics.

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Funny Advice

5946. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave

Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.

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Funny Foods

5947. Turducken Shop

A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. See also Holidays.

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Funny Instruments

5948. Dudelsack

A German bagpipe.

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Funny Products

5949. The Clapper Shop

For when you have the energy to produce deafening claps, but not for leaning to the side and flipping a switch. See also 80's, Elderly, Unnecessary.

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Funny Animals

5950. Quagga

A now extinct breed of zebra. See also African.

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