Funny Foods

5981. Steak-umm®

The best-known sandwich steak brand in America.

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Funny Euphemisms

5982. Reversal of Fortune

Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.

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Funny Insults

5983. Flaming Shit-Heel

A guy who's convinced he's God's gift to humankind, ultra cool; but, in fact, is a pathetic, trend-chasing wanker. See also Profanity.

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Funny Places

5984. Lickskillet, Alabama

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Funny Things to Do

5985. Bloody Winkum

Also known as Ratchet Screwdriver, Bloody Winkum is a Quaker game in which teenage boys try to physically prevent their teenage girl partners from kissing a boy called the Winker. See also Games, Religion.

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Funny Names

5986. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

I'm not making this up. Max Effing Fightmaster. Here's proof. See also Masculine.

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Funny Words

5987. Sprocket

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Funny Animals

5988. Naked Mole Rats

Yikes. See also Rodents.

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Funny People

5989. Captain Planet

Poorly drawn, green-haired eco-hero who looks like clip art. See also 90's, Cartoons.

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Funny Phrases

5990. Cock and Bull Story

An old expression for made up nonsense. Today we'd say, "B.S.", but I think this one needs to be revived.

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