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Funny Things to Do
5981. Saying "Like" All the Time
At some point in life, you have to outgrow this. It's like, really annoying, when people say it, like, all the time. But then like, you're talking to this person who is like doing it, and you're like suppressing the urge to like totally laugh in his face. See also Teenagers.
Funny Clothes
5983. The Slim Suit
Yes, you can lose weight while talking on the phone and sitting in a wicker chair. See also 80's, Commercials, Weight.
Funny Diseases
5984. Center Abdominal Groin Strain
Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.
Funny Sayings
5985. Pipe Down!
Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.
Funny Things
5986. Stock Photos of Women Wearing Headsets
Now featured on almost every corporate website in existence. See also Corporate, Photography.
Funny Things
5988. Yacht Rock
Subset of Soft Rock distinguished by nautical song themes and album art. Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Christopher Cross, and Toto were the most significant practitioners, with Cross's Sailing being the signature expression of the genre. Further details available here. See also 70's, 80's, Wealth.
Funny Names
5990. Engelbert Humperdinck
A smarmy British singer—this is not his real name by the way. See also British, Music.