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Funny Foods
6021. Marzipan Shop
A sickeningly sweet almond paste shaped into barely edible, miniature fruits. See also Dessert.
Funny Phobias
6022. Rhabdophobia
Fear of being beaten by a rod or instrument of punishment, or of being severely criticized.
Funny Songs
6023. My Ding A Ling Shop
"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song. See also Music, Singers, Sophomoric.
Funny Tattoos
6024. Mom
An "M" tattooed on each butt cheek so when you bend over it says "MOM" (or rather "M*M"). See also Crass.
Funny People
6025. The Guy from Full House Who Isn't Bob Saget or John Stamos
Whoever he is, he makes me giggle. See also Television.
Funny Quotes
6027. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.
Funny Conveyances
6029. Recumbent Bicycles
For such obvious dorks, recumbent bicycle riders can often appear rather smug. See also Nerds.