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Funny Things
6022. Ticket to Nowheresville
That's what you'll get if you keep on... fill in the blank. A sort of warning to stop what you're doing.
Funny Things to Do
6023. Dying from Snorting Peas
Did anyone else's mother warn repeatedly of this fate? See also Anxiety, Vegetables.
Funny Clothes
6024. Plastic Bread Bags Over Your Shoes
Worn between the shoes and the black rubber overshoes, then taken off (but not thrown away!) upon arriving at school. Very much a Northern thing. Abruptly stops at 7th grade, because that's just not cool, man. See also Food.
Funny Foods
6025. Triple Whopper with Cheese
The inherently funny part is two-fold; one, they make it, and two, people order it; 1,230 calories, 82 grams of fat, 275 mg's of cholesterol, and 1,590 mg's of salt. Contained in this sandwhich is what many people eat in three days. See also Cholesterol, Fast Food, Meat.
Funny Sayings
6026. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole
South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African.
Funny Sayings
6027. All Your Base Are Belong to Us
A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.
Funny Things to Do
6028. Stealing Someone's Lunch
What do you suppose bullies do with all the food they steal from the innocent? See also Bullies, Food.
Funny Things to Do
6029. Taking Back the Night
And this time we're doing it for good. See also College.
Funny Advice
6030. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End
See also Animals.