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Funny Things to Do
6031. High-fiving Someone Waving to Someone Behind You
Even more idiotic than waving to someone waving to someone behind you, and a lot harder to take back or disguise. See also Awkward.
Funny Animals
6033. Bald Bears
Actually a little sad, and yes, a bit funny. But they don't looks so tough now, do they? See also German, Hair.
Funny Phobias
6034. Basophobia
The extreme fear of falling down. So much so, that someone with this disease never gets up.
Funny Products
6035. 1-800-COLLECT
Commercials for 1-800-COLLECT were a ubiquitous presence on TV during the 90's and featured b-list celebrities such as Mr. T, Alyssa Milano, and Aresenio Hall urging you to save a buck or two. One commercial also featured OJ Simpson's mom—perhaps the fact he was still calling his Mom collect as a wealthy adult should have been our first clue. See also 90's, Commercials, Telecommunications.
Funny Sayings
6036. It'll Make a Turd
That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.
Funny Things to Do
6037. Touching a Buzz Cut
Yes, I have finally done it. (But I don't think that the guy was too happy.) See also Hair.
Funny Things to Do
6038. Acting Cool when You Wave to Someone Waving at Someone Behind You
Ways to cover up your idiocy include pretending to fix your hair, scratch your head, or pointing towards nothing. See also Awkward.
Funny Things to Do
6039. Omphalomancy
Predicting how many children a mother is going to have by counting the number of knots on her first born child's umbilical cord. See also Babies, Mothers.
Funny Words
6040. Absquatulate
1. To depart in a hurry
2. To die
3. To abscond
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1. We must absquatulate before the Wicked Witch arrives!
2. I am going to break the news of your aunt's absquatulation as seriously as possible.
3. That man just absquatulated with your horse. See also Crime, Travel.