Funny Things

6031. Office Holiday Decoration Safety Guidelines

Rules from HR regarding how you can and cannot decorate your cubicle for the holidays. Usually sent as an all employee email with an animated emoticon wearing a Santa hat. See also Holidays, Office.

Added by Amanda on November 20, 2009| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

6032. Washing and Reusing Plastic Utensils, Cups and Plates

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Funny Phrases

6033. Pull a Boner

To make a big mistake, a social faux pas, to err.

Added by Tim on November 19, 2009| 3 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

6034. Beverly

Italian soda apéritif made by Coca Cola and renowned for its unpleasant, bitter taste. See also Italian.

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Funny Words

6035. Vaccimulgence

The act of milking of cows. See also Dairy, Farming.

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Funny Instruments

6036. Nose Flutes Shop

No, playing the nose flute doesn’t look weird at all. Why do you ask?

Added by a Guest on November 17, 2009| 3 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

6037. Jackanapes

An out-dated way to call someone impudent or conceited.

Added by Ryan on November 15, 2009| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

6038. Neighborhood Dad Garage Bands

Thanks to Liz Lemon for this one. See also Middle Age, Suburbs.

Added by Ryan on November 15, 2009| 2 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

6039. Spray Salad Dressing

See also Lazy.

Added by Amanda on November 13, 2009| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

6040. Meat Without Feet

See also Fish, Meat.

Added by Brian on November 13, 2009| Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike