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Funny Phrases
6031. Bowel Movement
Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Things to Do
6032. Power Walking While Smoking a Cigarette
Merely keeps you the same exact healthiness due to the two activities canceling one another out. See also Exercise.
Funny Things to Do
6034. Shaving Your Trademark Beard
What Captain Lou Albano had to do in order to get the role of Mario in the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. See also Beards, Hair, Hygiene.
Funny Things to Do
6035. Treadmill Racing
A race involving unsuspecting gym members on other treadmills. The goal is to go farther and faster than them. They should have no idea they are being raced. See also Exercise.
Funny Things to Do
6038. Playing the Piano With Your Feet
Something my old music teacher told us not to do. See also Music.
Funny Things to Do
6039. Strapping Soapy Scrub Brushes to Your Feet and Skating Around The Kitchen
You know, to clean it.