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Funny Foods
6001. McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich
Only because in the advertisement they point out that it's "garnished with PICKLES!" See also Fast Food.
Funny Things to Do
6002. Peeing Into an Urinal With Both Hands on the Hip
For those who really want to show off! See also Bathroom.
Funny Phrases
6004. Premature Joculation
The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.
Funny Questions
6005. Are You Gellin'?
Advertising slogan for Dr. Scholl's Massaging Gel insoles. See also Shoes.
Funny Foods
6008. Extra-Fancy Ketchup
For when you want to give your burger the white glove treatment.
Funny Insults
6009. Skid
Short for skidmark I supposea human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult. See also Scatological.
Funny Phrases
6010. Critical Ass
The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.