Funny Foods

5961. Mock Tofu

Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.

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Funny Things

5962. Whale Oil

Unexplored answer to the current energy crisis. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Phrases

5963. Mutt's Nuts

Something fantastic or swell. See also British, Dogs, Slang.

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Funny Questions

5964. Why is Sex So Sexy?

....and how can we make sex even sexier? See also Cosmopolitan Magazine, Sex.

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Funny Songs

5965. Your Body is a Wonderland Shop

Cheesy song by John Mayer that has made the rounds on every make-out playlist ever.

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Funny Animals

5966. Stegosaurus

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Funny Words

5967. Smithereens

Arrrgh, and then me scallywag mates went to Davy Jones Lockerrr whar evr'thing is blasted away ta smithereens! See also Pirates.

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Funny Questions

5968. If a #2 Pencil is So Popular Then Why is It Still #2?

See also Schools.

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Funny Songs

5969. Career-Ending Movie-Tie-In Rap Songs

These, of course, would include Bobby Brown's On Our Own from Ghostbusters II, MC Hammer's Addam's Family Grove from The Addam's Family, and Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. See also 80's, 90's, Singers.

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Funny TV Shows

5970. The New Leave It to Beaver

1980's TBS television show in which the Beaver (still portrayed by Jerry Mathers) is now divorced and living in the suburbs with his mother (still portrayed by Barbara Billingsley). See also 80's, Television.

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