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Funny Animals
5851. Krypto the Superdog
Why would Superman name his dog after his weakness anyway? It's like calling a dog "steak knife". See also Cartoons, Dogs, Pets.
Funny Words
5852. Uvula
The dangling piece of flesh in the back of the throat that figures prominently in many cartoon screams. See also Body.
Funny Instruments
5855. Homemade Guitars
I.e., a toilet paper roll glued to the top of an empty tissue box and rubber bands as strings. See also Bathroom.
Funny Instruments
5857. Trumpets Festooned With Flags
Almost always played for the king gnawing on a giant turkey leg. See also Medieval, Royalty, Wealth.
Funny Places
5859. Menomonie, Wisconsin
Pronounced mah-nahm-mah-nee, it's a town about 60 miles east of Minneapolis. Locals often call it, "Me no money".
Funny Foods
5860. Coleslaw
Something about coleslaw, always included as a side dish and almost always left behind.