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5851. Be Careful

Usually said by one's mother after having already sustained an injury as a result of not being careful. Thanks, mom! I'll try to go back in time so that I can use your advice.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 24, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5852. Drive Safe

Well, what are you supposed to say?

"Drive fast and take chances! Use your road rage if you have to, sweet pea!" See also Cars.

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Funny Clothes

5853. Monocles Shop

Add a top hat and you’re dressed like a fancy peanut. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Tattoos

5854. Lasciate Ogni Speranza Voi Ch'entrate

From Dante's The Divine Comedy, translated to "abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

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Funny Things to Do

5855. Panty Raids

See also College, Lingerie, Old-Timey.

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Funny Clothes

5856. Training Bras

Makes changing in gym class much easier. See also Puberty.

Added by Amanda on November 23, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

5857. Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders

Or, more simply, a bra. See also Lingerie.

Added by carlisleindians on November 23, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5858. Stuffing Food from a Buffet in Your Purse

Because you never know when you're going to be craving "old country" dinner rolls. See also Crime.

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Funny Things to Do

5859. Parking as Close as You Can to the Front Door of the Gym

Why start the workout any sooner than you have to? See also Gym.

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Funny Things to Do

5860. Bringing Your Own Popcorn to the Movies

Eating popcorn from a Ziplcoc bag while the guy next to you has a bucket of movie popcorn is funny. See also Movies, Snacks.

Added by Amanda on November 23, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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