13 Entries Tagged “Drunk”
Funny T-Shirts
1. Drink Wisconsinbly Shop
As in the heaviest drinking state of the nation. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Things to Do
2. Wearing an Untied Bowtie
Three drinks into party, someone is bound to do this. See also Drunk, Old-Timey.
Funny Sayings
4. I'll Hold Your Beer
What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Things to Do
5. The Heel Dragger
When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Things to Do
6. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up
Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Drinks
7. Strong Island Ice Tea
A long island ice tea made extra strong; also a way to announce "I'm here to get hosed." I once saw a bartender almost throw a guy out for trying to order one of these. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Advice
8. Try to Keep It Between the Ditches
Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Quotes
9. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."
A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Things to Do
10. Pregaming by Yourself
This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.