13 Entries Tagged “Clothes”

Funny Words

1. Britches

I laughed so hard I almost sh*t my britches. See also Clothes.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2009| 15 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny T-Shirts

2. Two Fried Eggs

Classy. See also Clothes.

Added by Tim on May 10, 2008| Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

3. Sneakers With Wheels

As if Americans aren't fat enough, we now have kids' sneakers with wheels in the heel. Great. See also Children, Clothes, Shoes.

Added by Tim on February 6, 2008| 8 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

4. Women's Bra

Thanks to the possibly 8-year-old commenter under Door-to-Door Salesman for this gem. See also Clothes, Redundant, Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on December 30, 2007| 2 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

5. T-Shirt Cannons

Up here! Up here! Up here! See also Clothes, Sports.

Added by Brian on December 29, 2007| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

6. Spandex Is a Privilege, Not a Right

Funny Things to Do

7. Wearing a T-Shirt and Nothing Else

I've heard Andy Richter refer to sleeping this way as "Porky-Pig-style". See also Clothes.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2007| 3 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

8. Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn

In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.

Added by Chris on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

9. Smart Casual

In other words, look good, but not too good. See also Clothes.

Added by Maya on November 2, 2006| 1 Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike