Funny Clothes

5791. Jean Shorts Shop

An in-your-face rebuke to all the haters who said that denim was only meant for pants. See also Denim.

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Funny TV Shows

5792. 20 Minute Workout

This show burst onto the scene in the early 80's, usually with 2 to 3 girls performing an aerobic excerise routine. My brother would watch the show...not because he was "following" the routine.. but because he thought the girls were cute.
They matched their bodysuits, leggings...
Bess Motta the lead instructor was awesome! See also 80's, Aerobics, Exercise.

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Funny Instruments

5793. Octocontrabass Clarinet

A gigantic clarinet with a range so low it is inaudible to humans. See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Names

5794. Wackford Squeers

A major antagonist in Charles Dickes's satirical novel Nicholas Nickleby. His character is as bizarre as his name—a sadistic one-eyed Yorkshire schoolmaster, obsessed with beating children. See also Fictional, Literature.

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Funny Products

5795. Rolling Coolers Shop

Because life is hard enough without having to hand-carry your ice-cold beer and gallon of potato salad. See also Lazy.

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Funny Diseases

5796. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Jobs

5797. Shopping Cart Wrangler

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Funny Names

5798. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

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Funny Euphemisms

5799. A "Crisis"

Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.

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Funny Phrases

5800. Go-T

An awesome way to describe a really awesome goatee. Like this one. See also Hair.

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