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Funny Tattoos
6202. Name of Girlfriend You've Since Broken Up With
My advice, wait until the wedding and the ring, then get the tat. Otherwise, it's the laser.
Funny Places
6203. Hell, Norway
Funny Clothes
6205. Rubber Overshoes Shop
Most often seen in the Midwest, designed to protect your “good” shoes from moisture and salt.
Funny TV Shows
6206. Supermarket Sweep
Television game show in which midwestern housewives try to fit as many Butterball turkeys as possible into a shopping cart and push it around at a high rate of speed. See also 90's.
Funny Sayings
6208. Hey, Leggo My Eggo!
Frequently overheard during the great waffle crime wave of the late 80's. See also Breakfast, Commercials, Television.
Funny Diseases
6210. Sicka Yer Shit
The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.