Funny Insults

6161. Domeless Wonderboy

From the book A Clockwork Orange, dome refers to one's head; to be domeless therefore is to be brainless and stupid, and a wonder that you manage to do anything at all, making you a wonderboy... a domeless wonderboy, that is. See also Literature.

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Funny Places

6162. Up Shit Creek

Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.

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Funny Questions

6163. Can You Hook Me Up?

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Funny Tattoos

6164. I'm Awsome

Yes, that's right, "I'm Awsome".

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Funny Foods

6165. Cock-a-Leekie

It's a traditional Scottish soup, made with chicken and leeks, OK? See also Medieval.

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Funny People

6166. Dina Lohan

"I'm not like other moms. I'm a cool mom!" See also Celebrities.

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Funny Products

6167. Lady Speed Stick Shop

Hands off, gentlemen. It's for the ladies. See also Bathroom, Hygiene, Women.

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Funny Things to Do

6168. Baking a File Into a Cake

Classic plan for springing your man from the clink. See also Crime, Jail, Old-Timey.

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Funny People

6169. John Q. Taxpayer

The one whose money is being wasted by the gubbament on this and that.

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Funny Sayings

6170. Nine Cents Short of a Dime

A colorful way to call someone crazy. See also Insults.

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