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Funny Words

6151. Pancreas

Fun to say, not fun for diabetics.

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Funny Advice

6152. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave

Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.

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Funny Foods

6153. Turducken Shop

A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. See also Holidays.

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Funny Instruments

6154. Dudelsack

A German bagpipe.

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Funny Products

6155. The Clapper Shop

For when you have the energy to produce deafening claps, but not for leaning to the side and flipping a switch. See also 80's, Elderly, Unnecessary.

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Funny Animals

6156. Quagga

A now extinct breed of zebra. See also African.

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Funny Jobs

6157. Phlebotomist

The people that draw your blood at the hospital, aka vampires. See also Medicine.

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Funny Songs

6158. University of Utah Fight Song

The song is called "I Am a Utah Man" and uses the terms "jolliest", "merriment", and "we're up to snuff." I can't believe that the female students haven't revolted. See also College.

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Funny Things to Do

6159. Being Pulled on Stage at a Bruce Springsteen Concert

Also known as the first step towards marrying David Arquette. See also Celebrities, Music.

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Funny Words

6160. Zymurgy

The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes." See also Alcohol.

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