Funny Euphemisms

6121. Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

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Funny Things

6122. Cardboard Kegger

Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Things to Do

6123. Touching the Rim

Dude, I touched the rim! Watch me touch the rim! See also Basketball, Sports.

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Funny Animals

6124. Baboons With Big Red Butts

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Funny Phrases

6125. The Iraq

As spoken by disgraced Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton, e.g. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." See also Geography, Places.

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Funny Things to Do

6126. Scheduling Sex

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Funny Words

6127. Sassafras

See also Trees.

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Funny Foods

6128. Punch and Pie

Gee whiz, what a treat! See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Foods

6129. Easy Philly Cheesy Chili Dip

Just another not-so-subtle reminder that the processed food industry would like us to eat ourselves to death. See also Cholesterol.

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Funny Phrases

6130. No-Friend-O

What we derisively called Nintendo while growing up in the 80's. (The Wii and this video hadn't come around yet to make us think differently.) See also 80's, Video Games.

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