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Funny Songs
6101. The Most Annoying Song Ever Recorded
An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity. List of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
Funny Things to Do
6102. Peeing Into a Urinal With Both Hands in the Air
Even more impressive than peeing with hands on the hips.
Funny Foods
6103. McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich
Only because in the advertisement they point out that it's "garnished with PICKLES!" See also Fast Food.
Funny Things to Do
6104. Peeing Into an Urinal With Both Hands on the Hip
For those who really want to show off! See also Bathroom.
Funny Phrases
6106. Premature Joculation
The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.
Funny Questions
6107. Are You Gellin'?
Advertising slogan for Dr. Scholl's Massaging Gel insoles. See also Shoes.
Funny Foods
6110. Extra-Fancy Ketchup
For when you want to give your burger the white glove treatment.