Funny Jobs

6101. Shopping Cart Wrangler

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Funny Names

6102. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

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Funny Euphemisms

6103. A "Crisis"

Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.

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Funny Phrases

6104. Go-T

An awesome way to describe a really awesome goatee. Like this one. See also Hair.

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Funny Things

6105. Butter Sculptures

Like this, this, and this. See also Dairy, Food.

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Funny Insults

6106. Fancy Balls

For someone that is being particularly picky or whiny.

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Funny Insults

6107. Skinflint

Insult directed towards someone displaying miserly behavior.

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Funny Words

6108. Claptrap

Describes pretentious nonsense designed for the sole purpose of provoking approval, i.e. clapping.

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Funny Drinks

6109. CapriSun Shop

A surprisingly-difficult-to-open, trapezoidal pouch drink beloved by kids. See also 80's, Children.

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Funny People

6110. Boss Lady

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