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6541. The Three Tenets of Super Mario Bros. 3

Shellsmanship, manipulation of the 'B' button, and lack of hubris. See also 90's, Video Games.

Added by Frank on July 11, 2007| 1 Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6542. Eli Whitney

Why is the fact that he invented the cotton gin the one thing from high school history class that everyone seems to remember?

Added by Frank on July 10, 2007| 3 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6543. The Guy at the Beach With a Metal Detector

Hey man, find any gold?

Added by Frank on July 9, 2007| 3 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6544. Mr. Miyaga's Healing Touch

Deep tissue damage is no match for a clap of the hands and some determined rubbing. See also 80's.

Added by Ryan on July 9, 2007| 2 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6545. Power Walking

The exercise equivalent of half-caf.

Added by Frank on July 9, 2007| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6546. The Secret Shop

Before I read The Secret I was fat and unsuccessful. Now I am rich and slim.

Added by Frank on July 4, 2007| 4 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6547. Screech

Particularly potent moonshine made in Canada's east coast, especially Newfoundland. See also Alcohol, Canadian.

Added by Robyn on July 4, 2007| 2 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6548. Marsha Mellow

I once met a girl named Marsha Mellow. She even had two dogs that she referred to as "Smores".

Added by a Guest on July 4, 2007| 3 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6549. Truth Serum

Produced in the same distillery as shrinking potions.

Added by Ryan on July 1, 2007| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

According to IMDB, the uncomfortable premise of this 1994 Gerard Depardieu and Katherine Heigl movie is "A teenage girl on vacation in the Bahamas with her divorced father tries to impress a potential boyfriend by saying that her father is actually her lover." See also 90's, French.

Added by Chris on July 1, 2007| 2 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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