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Funny Jobs

7211. Cleaning Bird Shit Out of Cuckoo Clocks

This once killed at a family gathering. See also Profanity.

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Funny Nicknames

7212. Moonshine

A good name for an alcoholic hippie. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Phrases

7213. Amateur Drinkers

Funny Things

7214. Beagle Harness

From James Thurber's My Friend McNulty. See also Animals, Made Up, Pets.

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Funny Things to Do

7215. Being Poked in the Ass by a Pitchfork

Funny Words

7216. Heatty

"Heatty" is not a real word, but it is funnier than "hot." See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

7217. Crook

Funnier than "thief." See also Crime.

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Funny Dances

7218. The Horny Rooster

Presumably a lot of preening and strutting is involved. See also Animals.

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Funny Names

7219. Prickley Pete

As seen on Seinfeld, a name for a horse. See also Animals.

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