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7171. The Money Bank

A character once said on an episode of The Simpsons, "You can take that to the bank. The money bank." See also Redundant.

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Funny Phrases

7172. Dressing Drink

This is what you consume while getting ready for an evening. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Phrases

7173. Slip Out of My Pants

Funnier than "Take off my pants." See also Clothes.

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Funny Diseases

7174. Ague

As in, "I had the ague."

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Funny Foods

7175. Nerds Shop

People say alcohol is bad for you, but you should try eating several boxes of nerds. See also Candy.

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Funny Jobs

7176. Cleaning Bird Shit Out of Cuckoo Clocks

This once killed at a family gathering. See also Profanity.

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Funny Nicknames

7177. Moonshine

A good name for an alcoholic hippie. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Phrases

7178. Amateur Drinkers

See also Alcohol.

Added by Tyler on December 31, 2005| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

7179. Beagle Harness

From James Thurber's My Friend McNulty. See also Animals, Made Up, Pets.

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Funny Things to Do

7180. Being Poked in the Ass by a Pitchfork

See also Devil, Profanity.

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