Funny Dances

7171. Skanking

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Funny Phrases

7172. Like Tits On a Boar

In other words useless. What does a male hog need nipples for? See also Animals.

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Funny Phrases

7173. You're Not the Boss of Me

As spoken by children of all ages and my nephew in particular. See also Spoiled.

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Funny Quotes

7174. "No guns. No butter. Both can kill."

Presidential campaign slogan of former baseball player Bill "Spaceman" Lee, who ran under the absurdist Rhinoceros Party ticket in 1988. See also Baseball, Politics, Sports.

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Funny Quotes

7175. "I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings, and I did it out of spite."

Quote by obnoxious celebutard Vincent Gallo. See also Hipsters, Pretentious.

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Funny Animals

7176. Capybara

A semi-aquatic, South American rodent, Capybaras are often purposely misidentifed as the "world's largest rat" in carnival sideshows.

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Funny Conveyances

7177. Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane

Is a someone flying around in star-spangled underwear and a tiara any less noticeable than a jet? See also Comics.

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Funny Euphemisms

7178. Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn

In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.

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Funny Foods

7179. Twinkies Shop

May or may not take a century to digest. See also Snacks.

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Funny Foods

7180. Ho Hos Shop

What exactly are you saying to the recipient with this gift? See also Snacks.

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