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Funny Quotes

7131. "I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings, and I did it out of spite."

Quote by obnoxious celebutard Vincent Gallo. See also Hipsters, Pretentious.

Added by Frank on January 8, 2007| Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

7132. Capybara

A semi-aquatic, South American rodent, Capybaras are often purposely misidentifed as the "world's largest rat" in carnival sideshows.

Added by Chris on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

7133. Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane

Is a someone flying around in star-spangled underwear and a tiara any less noticeable than a jet? See also Comics.

Added by Tyler on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

7134. Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn

In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.

Added by Chris on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

7135. Twinkies Shop

May or may not take a century to digest. See also Snacks.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| 3 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

7136. Ho Hos Shop

What exactly are you saying to the recipient with this gift? See also Snacks.

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2007| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

7137. Kazoos Shop

Played professionally in jug bands and by amateurs everywhere. See also Nerds.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

7138. Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Intercourse is the hub where the Amish and local folks "do their business" and host thousands of visitors each year. See also Amish.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| 5 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

7139. Git-R-Done

Courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy. See also Comics, Southern.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| 7 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Tattoos

7140. Two Rats Humping

Sounds strange, but my uncle actually has them tattooed on his tummy just below his belly button. See also Animals, Rodents.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| Comment | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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