Funny Things to Do

7131. Taking a Shower and Really Feeling the Water

When I finally have the time, I'd like to enjoy a shower like this. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Words

7132. Caddywampus

The state of being grossly out of alignment, skewed, or uneven. A great Midwestern phrase; make sure to pronounce with a long 'E' for the full effect. See also Slang.

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Funny Words

7133. Higgledy-Piggledy

Askew, without prior planning, or every which way. See also Slang.

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Funny Dances

7134. The Butt

Doin' the butt, hey pretty, pretty. Hey yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah. See also 80's, Music, Songs.

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Funny Euphemisms

7135. Smuggling Grapes

What a man wearing a speedo is doing.

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Funny Euphemisms

7136. Chestal Region

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Funny Phrases

7137. Glamour Puss

See also 50's.

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Funny Places

7138. Lake Titicaca

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Clothes

7139. Jorts

Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. They simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.

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Funny Instruments

7140. Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time

And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.

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