Funny People

7111. Melvin Turpin

Former professional basketball player nicknamed "Dinner Bell Mel". Turpin was chosen before John Stockton in the 1984 NBA draft that also included Hakeem Olajuwon, Michael Jordan, and Charles Barkley. See also Basketball, Names, Sports.

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Funny Products

7112. The Johnny-Light

A light for your toilet. See also Bathroom, Unnecessary.

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Funny Products

7113. Playgirl Magazine

See also Nudity.

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Funny Sayings

7114. These Colors Don't Run

Especially funny when misapplied. See also Patriotic.

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Funny Things

7115. Mutton Chop Sideburns

See also 50's, Body, Hair.

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Funny Words

7116. Cocksure

Seems awfully hard to use this word innocently these days. See also Arrogant, Sophomoric.

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Funny Insults

7117. Jerkface

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Funny Phrases

7118. Make Toilet

This always struck me as both juvenile and French. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Songs

7119. I Didn't Mean To Turn You On Shop

I've always found this song rather presumptuous, especially coming from Robert Palmer. He's short. See also 80's, Singers.

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Funny Words

7120. Wharf

It just make me laugh, and it's fun to say.

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