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Funny Things
7111. Vomitorium
Cecil Adams sets the record straight on vomitoriums in his column The Straight Dope, but I still prefer the misconception. See also Food.
Funny People
7112. Cheater Police
Otherwise known as the people who ruin board games. See also Nerds.
Funny Phrases
7113. Granny Flab
A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly." See also Weight.
Funny Products
7114. Gauze Shop
At the inherently funny medical center, there is only one treatment: 1) Just rub some salve on it 2) Apply gauze.
Funny Drinks
7116. Vodka Tonic
Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag. See also Alcohol.
Funny Words
7117. Niggle
According to dictionary.com, it means to criticize, especially constantly or repeatedly, in a peevish or petty way. See also Annoying.
Funny Insults
7119. Turd Burglar
Insult from Beavis and Butthead. See also 90's, Cartoons, Television.
Funny Jobs
7120. Head Honcho
At my latest job review, I told my boss that it was my career goal to be the head honcho. See also Wealth.