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7111. Having Sex While Wearing Socks

Added by Chris on April 28, 2006| 7 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7112. Jean Shorts with the Pocket Lining Exposed

If the pocket lining is showing, this probably means you cut them too short. See also Denim.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2006| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7113. Renaissance Fairs

Renaissance fairs, madrigal choirs, and the theme restaurant Medieval Times all seem to require the participation of earnest teenagers.

Added by Tyler on April 22, 2006| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7114. Like Sh*t Through a Short Dog

7115. Googling Google

Seems like this might cause the internet to break. See also Computers.

Added by Tyler on April 15, 2006| 8 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7116. Hoity-Toity

Like "snooty," "hoity-toity" is a better word for "snobby." Also, like "Fancy-Dancy," it would make a good name for a drink. See also Alcohol, Arrogant.

Added by Tyler on April 15, 2006| 1 Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7118. Analyzing Systems

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2006| Comment | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7119. Honeymooning in National Parks

In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade. See also Made Up.

Added by Tyler on April 6, 2006| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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