Funny Sayings

7111. That's Reedicks!

The lazy way to find something ridiculous.

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Funny Songs

7112. Love is a Battlefield Shop

Particularly funny song if sang by a middle-aged secretary on Karaoke Night at 1:30 am in a Jersey dive bar. See also Music.

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Funny People

7113. A King Gnawing on a Giant Turkey Leg

I'm not sure what else to say about this. See also Food, Royalty.

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Funny Foods

7114. Half-Caf

The coffee equivalent of smart casual. See also Starbucks.

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Funny Words

7115. Ooshie

Pronounced "ew-she," this is something to can say when cold.

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Funny Words

7116. Salve

Just rub some salve on it. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

7117. Where the Dick Am I?

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Funny Questions

7118. Does Santa Have a Pee-Pee?

Question asked by my three-year-old nephew this Christmas. See also Holidays.

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Funny Questions

7119. Mom, Do You Douche?

From a famously cringe-inducing commercial, question a daughter asks a mother during a beach stroll. See also 80's.

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Funny Clothes

7120. Goggles

Especially funny if worn by the fat kid swimming in a t-shirt at the pool.

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