Funny Words

7081. Hoity-Toity

Like "snooty," "hoity-toity" is a better word for "snobby." Also, like "Fancy-Dancy," it would make a good name for a drink. See also Alcohol, Arrogant.

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Funny Drinks

7082. Harvey Wallbanger

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Jobs

7083. Analyzing Systems

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Funny Things to Do

7084. Honeymooning in National Parks

See also Marriage.

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Funny Drinks

7085. Shrinking Potion

In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade. See also Made Up.

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Funny Products

7086. Erasable Pens Shop

Let’s be honest. Sanding off a thin layer of paper is not actually erasing ink. See also 80's.

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Funny Things to Do

7087. Freezing Soup in Ice Cube Trays

I wouldn't mind this so much if the people who did this weren't always so damn smug about it. Preparing single serving sizes of soup for future consumption does not make you clever—it makes you lame. See also Arrogant.

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Funny Sayings

7088. I Haven't Had So Much Fun Since the Hogs Ate Little Sister.

This is squarely in the tradition of Southern Gothic. See also Animals.

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Funny Things to Do

7089. Lighting Cigars with Dollar Bills

See also Wealth.

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Funny Names

7090. Chance

Now a popular boy's name, preferable to Community Chest.

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