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Funny Insults
7071. Mouth-Breather
Funny Nicknames
7072. Joe Kickass
What Bart Simpson intends to change his name to when he grows up. See also Profanity, Simpsons.
Funny Words
7073. Hobbledehoy
An awkward, gawky youngster existing somewhere between a man and a boy.
Funny Foods
7074. Sprayable Cheese Shop
Arguably debatable whether cheese should come from aerosol can.
Funny People
7076. Hooker With a Heart of Gold
She's a close associate of the stripper working her way through graduate school. See also Prostitution.
Funny Things to Do
7077. Kissing Your Own Biceps
Usually done by Cro-Magnon Roid-a-Holics or drunk dudes with mull-hawks. See also Arrogant, Body.
Funny Words
7078. Pooched
In other words, ruined, wrecked, broken, or busted. For example, "Can I have a ride? My TransAm is pooched."
Funny Animals
7080. Cockapoo
Half cocker spaniel, half poodle, this pup is the alpha and omega of canine sophomoric humor. See also Pets.