Funny Things

7071. Ass-Hat

In other words, a hat for your ass. See also Body, Profanity.

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Funny Things to Do

7072. Flop Sweat

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Funny Books

7073. Facercise Shop

A dynamic muscle-toning program for renewed vitality and a more youthful appearance. See also Middle Age.

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Funny Insults

7074. Trollop

A strumpet's cousin.

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Funny Words

7075. Thing-a-ma-bob

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Funny Insults

7076. His Nibs

British insult for a for self-important man.

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Funny Phrases

7077. Beer Drought

As in, "This table is experiencing a beer drought. Who's buying?" See also Alcohol.

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Funny Things

7078. Whiskey Bottle in the Desk Drawer

See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

7079. Going At It Hammer and Tongs

"Did you hear them next door?" "Yeah, they were going at it hammer and tongs."

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Funny Animals

7080. Dingo

Dingoes can rotate their wrists and use their paws to turn doorknobs.

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