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Funny Drinks
7071. Snuggler
Ingredients include peppermint schnapps, cocoa, whipped cream, and a lack of dignity. See also Alcohol.
Funny Insults
7072. Mouth-Breather
Funny Nicknames
7073. Joe Kickass
What Bart Simpson intends to change his name to when he grows up. See also Profanity, Simpsons.
Funny Words
7074. Hobbledehoy
An awkward, gawky youngster existing somewhere between a man and a boy.
Funny Foods
7075. Sprayable Cheese Shop
Arguably debatable whether cheese should come from aerosol can.
Funny People
7077. Hooker With a Heart of Gold
She's a close associate of the stripper working her way through graduate school. See also Prostitution.
Funny Things to Do
7078. Kissing Your Own Biceps
Usually done by Cro-Magnon Roid-a-Holics or drunk dudes with mull-hawks. See also Arrogant, Body.
Funny Words
7079. Pooched
In other words, ruined, wrecked, broken, or busted. For example, "Can I have a ride? My TransAm is pooched."