Funny Phrases

7071. An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove

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Funny Words

7072. Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it. See also Profanity.

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Funny Animals

7073. Space Monkey

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Funny Drinks

7074. Hot Toddy

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

7075. Snuggler

Ingredients include peppermint schnapps, cocoa, whipped cream, and a lack of dignity. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

7076. Mouth-Breather

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Funny Nicknames

7077. Joe Kickass

What Bart Simpson intends to change his name to when he grows up. See also Profanity, Simpsons.

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Funny Words

7078. Hobbledehoy

An awkward, gawky youngster existing somewhere between a man and a boy.

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Funny Foods

7079. Sprayable Cheese Shop

Arguably debatable whether cheese should come from aerosol can.

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Funny Insults

7080. Doodyhead!

Popular insult in second grade. See also Sophomoric.

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