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Funny Foods
7071. Sprayable Cheese Shop
Arguably debatable whether cheese should come from aerosol can.
Funny People
7073. Hooker With a Heart of Gold
She's a close associate of the stripper working her way through graduate school. See also Prostitution.
Funny Things to Do
7074. Kissing Your Own Biceps
Usually done by Cro-Magnon Roid-a-Holics or drunk dudes with mull-hawks. See also Arrogant, Body.
Funny Words
7075. Pooched
In other words, ruined, wrecked, broken, or busted. For example, "Can I have a ride? My TransAm is pooched."
Funny Animals
7077. Cockapoo
Half cocker spaniel, half poodle, this pup is the alpha and omega of canine sophomoric humor. See also Pets.
Funny Words
7079. Monkeyshines
Useful when "shenanigans" just doesn't cut it. See also Elderly, Pranks, Sophomoric.
Funny Foods
7080. Kraft® Parmesan Cheese
I'm thinking of the stuff that came in the green-foil can, not what they're trying to sell today. Regardless, neither should be considered food. See also 80's.