Funny Books

7071. Facercise Shop

A dynamic muscle-toning program for renewed vitality and a more youthful appearance. See also Middle Age.

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Funny Insults

7072. Trollop

A strumpet's cousin.

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Funny Words

7073. Thing-a-ma-bob

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Funny Insults

7074. His Nibs

British insult for a for self-important man.

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Funny Phrases

7075. Beer Drought

As in, "This table is experiencing a beer drought. Who's buying?" See also Alcohol.

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Funny Things

7076. Whiskey Bottle in the Desk Drawer

See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

7077. Going At It Hammer and Tongs

"Did you hear them next door?" "Yeah, they were going at it hammer and tongs."

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Funny Animals

7078. Dingo

Dingoes can rotate their wrists and use their paws to turn doorknobs.

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Funny Conveyances

7079. Donkey Rides

See also Animals.

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Funny People

7080. Small Wonder

Otherwise known as V.I.C.I, the Lawson family's secret, monotone, robot child from the TV series of the same name. See also 80's, Fictional, Television.

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