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Funny Diseases
7041. An Imbalance of the Humours
This is what caused diseases in olden times. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Instruments
7042. Keytar Shop
A keyboard worn and played like a guitar. (De rigueur for 80s cover bands.) See also 80's, Music.
Funny Products
7044. Scissors That Cut Through Pennies
I believe the scissor-sharpness scale moved to the penny standard sometime in the early 90's. See also 90's, Commercials.
Funny Phrases
7047. Knock It Off!
Saying this pretty much guarantees that the person is going to continue whatever action it is that you find so vexing.
Funny Quotes
7049. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."
A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny TV Shows
7050. Airwolf
Not to be confused with Blue Thunder, this movie/television show starred Jan-Michael Vincent (as Stringfellow Hawke) and Ernest Borgnin as two pilots of an advanced battle copter that was basically a flying KITT car (Knight Industries Two Thousand) without wheels. See also Television.