Funny Dances

7001. The Dookie Dance

Pardon the vulgarity, but performing the dance requires imitating a person trying not to crap his pants. See also Bathroom.

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Funny People

7002. Funky Winkerbean

It's not just the name. With story lines involving alcoholism, winless football teams, murder, breast cancer, and land mines, Funky Winkerbean is easily one of the most confusing comics strips of all time. See also Comics, Fictional.

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Funny Sayings

7003. Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me

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Funny Insults

7004. Lint Licker

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Funny Things to Do

7005. Getting Attacked by Bobcats

Funny excuse if anyone ever asks why you're late. See also Animals.

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Funny Things to Do

7006. Freestyle Walking

Because regular locomotion is for suckers.

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Funny People

7007. Goofus and Gallant

True, he could have behaved more like Gallant, but with a name like Goofus, I'd say the deck was stacked against him. See also Children, Fictional.

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Funny Animals

7008. Daddy Longlegs

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Funny Phrases

7009. Lickety-Split

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Funny Drinks

7010. Woo Woo

Peach schnapps, vodka, and cranberry juice. See also Alcohol.

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