Funny Insults

7001. His Nibs

British insult for a for self-important man.

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Funny Phrases

7002. Beer Drought

As in, "This table is experiencing a beer drought. Who's buying?" See also Alcohol.

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Funny Things

7003. Whiskey Bottle in the Desk Drawer

See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

7004. Going At It Hammer and Tongs

"Did you hear them next door?" "Yeah, they were going at it hammer and tongs."

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Funny Animals

7005. Dingo

Dingoes can rotate their wrists and use their paws to turn doorknobs.

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Funny Conveyances

7006. Donkey Rides

See also Animals.

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Funny People

7007. Small Wonder

Otherwise known as V.I.C.I, the Lawson family's secret, monotone, robot child from the TV series of the same name. See also 80's, Fictional, Television.

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Funny Things to Do

7008. Bamboozle

To try to trick or deceive someone, e.g., "You're not trying to bamboozle me are you?" "No sir, there is no bamboozlement going on here."

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Funny Words

7009. Flummox

To confuse or bewilder about something.

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Funny Words

7010. Spoon

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