Funny Tattoos

7001. Tribal Tattoos

Can be found on the neck, back, and/or arms of over-tanned and overgrown men. Inquiries regarding the tattoo are always followed by a long-winded explanation of its "meaning."

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Funny Words

7002. Dander

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Funny Clothes

7003. Sansabelt Mens' Pants Shop

Yes, there's actually a brand of mens' pants called Sansabelt that sells pants—well, how can I put this—sans belt. See also Casual, Middle Age.

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Funny Things to Do

7004. Pregaming by Yourself

This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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Funny Foods

7005. Light Refreshments

Why do people insist on including this on event invitations? Are you trying to entice me to come with your tired fruit & cheese plate? As far as I can tell, this has never been a reason for anyone, anywhere to attend anything.

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Funny People

7006. Colicky Baby

I know a perpetually crying baby is no laughing matter, but for me the phrase always conjures up images of those mean cartoon babies who wear stubble and smoke cigar.

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Funny Conveyances

7007. Rollerblades

Even funnier if worn with the full-on padding that people used to wear when rollerblades first came out (i.e. helmet, wrist guards, knee & elbow pads). Not like we ever needed all this padding when the wheels were two and two. See also 90's.

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Funny Jobs

7008. Serving Wench

The waitress on a pirate ship.

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Funny Places

7009. Pangea

Onetime supercontinent surrounded by the super-ocean Panthalassa. See also Science.

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Funny Products

7010. Back-Scratchers Shop

Go-to-town with your backscratcher, even in public. Just avoid looking smug.

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