Funny Sayings

7001. That is the Smartest Thing I Have Ever Heard Anyone Say About Anything

See also Hyperbole.

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Funny Quotes

7002. "Nobody puts baby in the corner."

See also 80's.

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Funny Animals

7003. Ponies

Ponies can have funny names (like "Winnie") and figure in one of the funniest toy lines of all times, My Little Pony's Twice as Fancy Ponies. See also 80's.

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Funny Sayings

7004. Tough T*tty Little Kitty But The Milk's Run Dry

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Funny Words

7005. Borborygmus

The sound of a belly that rumbles. See also Body, Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

7006. Piker

Per Merriam-Webster, "One who does things in a small way." See also Amateur.

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Funny Products

7007. Pooch Pants Shop

Diapers for sad, incontinent dogs. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

7008. Beating Somebody Up With An Umbrella

From little old ladies to Britney Spears, no one wielding an umbrella has ever commanded much respect.

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Funny Products

7009. The Urilift

A urinal that pops out of the ground at night. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

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Funny Names

7010. Wishona Starr

Only superceeded by her mother, Dreamona. And yeah, I really know these people. They exist. Sadly.

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