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Funny Products
6982. Scissors That Cut Through Pennies
I believe the scissor-sharpness scale moved to the penny standard sometime in the early 90's. See also 90's, Commercials.
Funny Phrases
6985. Knock It Off!
Saying this pretty much guarantees that the person is going to continue whatever action it is that you find so vexing.
Funny Quotes
6987. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."
A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny TV Shows
6988. Airwolf
Not to be confused with Blue Thunder, this movie/television show starred Jan-Michael Vincent (as Stringfellow Hawke) and Ernest Borgnin as two pilots of an advanced battle copter that was basically a flying KITT car (Knight Industries Two Thousand) without wheels. See also Television.
Funny Things to Do
6989. Rockin' the Dockers
Wearing Dockers out on on a Saturday night. Double points when worn with a white Polo oxford. See also Casual, Clothes.