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6981. The Smoke Cloak

"A revolutionary security machine that stops burglary by filling any room with thick smoke during a criminal attack." Please note, it even stops smash-and grab. See also Crime.

Added by Tyler on August 26, 2006| 3 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6982. Smash-and-Grab

A burglary technique perpetrated by burglars. See also Crime.

Added by Tyler on August 26, 2006| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6983. Behelmeted

I.e. "the behlemeted individual riding the Segway Human Transporter."

Added by Frank on August 25, 2006| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6984. Mustachioed

The state of having a mustache.

Added by Frank on August 24, 2006| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6985. Burglar

You've just been burgled. See also Crime.

Added by Frank on August 23, 2006| 6 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6987. Disco Nap

This is the late evening nap you take before handing out for a weekend night. (Often followed by a dressing drink.) See also Alcohol.

Added by Chris on August 20, 2006| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6988. The Bog of Eternal Stench

Though it could be a euphemism for any number of things, the Bog of Eternal Stench is an obstacle Jennifer Connolly and group of Muppets must negotiate in the movie Labyrinth. See also 80's, Movies.

Added by Tyler on August 17, 2006| 4 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

6989. Squirrel on a Leash

Funny Animals

6990. Monkey Butler

Unlike helper monkeys, monkey butlers have gone to monkey finishing school. See also Anthromorphication.

Added by Frank on August 16, 2006| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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