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6961. Wearing a Cowboy Hat in Connecticut

Where the hell do you think you are? See also Western.

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Funny Instruments

6962. The Ass-Trumpet

Holding a megaphone up to a fart. It's a real head-turner. See also Flatulence.

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Funny People

6963. Booze-Rick

The shady guy in a group who can walk into a liquor store with no money, and walk out 15 seconds later with enough alcohol to sterilize Lake Michigan.

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Funny Sayings

6964. You Keep Drinkin', I'll Keep Thinkin'

Funny Things

6965. Acid Rain

I know this is a serious issue, but I can't help but thinking the threat was overhyped. I grew up thinking that acid rain was melting cars in Los Angeles. See also 80's.

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Funny Foods

6966. Anything Flambe

Because food tastes so much better after it's been set on fire.

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Funny Jobs

6967. Door-to-Door Salesman

"Hey, uhh, wanna buy an anvil?"

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Funny Products

6968. Merkins Shop

A pubic wig. Eliminates the need for the dreaded comb-over.

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Funny Things

6969. The Burning Man Festival

Mentioning this is pretty much shorthand for how silly the drug culture really is when you dive into it whole hog.

Added by Frank on September 3, 2007| 2 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

6970. The Lambada

AKA the forbidden dance, AKA, the vertical expression of horizontal desires. See also 90's.

Added by Chris on September 2, 2007| 3 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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