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Funny Things
6963. Vomitorium
Cecil Adams sets the record straight on vomitoriums in his column The Straight Dope, but I still prefer the misconception. See also Food.
Funny People
6964. Cheater Police
Otherwise known as the people who ruin board games. See also Nerds.
Funny Phrases
6965. Granny Flab
A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly." See also Weight.
Funny Products
6966. Gauze Shop
At the inherently funny medical center, there is only one treatment: 1) Just rub some salve on it 2) Apply gauze.
Funny Drinks
6968. Vodka Tonic
Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag. See also Alcohol.
Funny Words
6969. Niggle
According to dictionary.com, it means to criticize, especially constantly or repeatedly, in a peevish or petty way. See also Annoying.