Funny Sayings

6961. You Got Effed in the Ay!

For when someone gets owned big-time. See also Profanity.

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Funny Dances

6962. The Dookie Dance

Pardon the vulgarity, but performing the dance requires imitating a person trying not to crap his pants. See also Bathroom.

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Funny People

6963. Funky Winkerbean

It's not just the name. With story lines involving alcoholism, winless football teams, murder, breast cancer, and land mines, Funky Winkerbean is easily one of the most confusing comics strips of all time. See also Comics, Fictional.

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Funny Sayings

6964. Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me

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Funny Insults

6965. Lint Licker

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Funny Things to Do

6966. Getting Attacked by Bobcats

Funny excuse if anyone ever asks why you're late. See also Animals.

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Funny Things to Do

6967. Freestyle Walking

Because regular locomotion is for suckers.

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Funny People

6968. Goofus and Gallant

True, he could have behaved more like Gallant, but with a name like Goofus, I'd say the deck was stacked against him. See also Children, Fictional.

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Funny Animals

6969. Daddy Longlegs

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Funny Phrases

6970. Lickety-Split

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