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Funny Names
6932. Dick Justice
I'm changing my name to this when I become sheriff. Also, a mustache will be grown.
Funny Names
6933. Doozler
The nickname of a french horn player in my high school marching band. He really did look exactly like a Doozler.
Funny Clothes
6934. Bathing Caps
It's hard not to look like a penis in a bathing cap. See also Swimming.
Funny Foods
6935. Poutine
French Canadian concoction of french fries, gravy, and cheese. It's a gut-busting, artery-obstructing, colon-clogging good time. See also Canadian.
Funny Words
6938. Assmosis
The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it. See also Profanity.