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Funny Clothes
6904. Jorts
Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. They simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.
Funny Instruments
6905. Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time
And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.
Funny Things
6907. Cancer Kazoo
Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.