Funny Sayings

6871. Hotter than a Wet Hornet

See also Animals.

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Funny Things

6872. Cancer Kazoo

Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.

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Funny Words

6873. Tomfoolery

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Funny Clothes

6874. Dickeys Shop

A turtleneck that’s all neck, no turtle.

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Funny Dances

6875. The Humpty Dance

See also 90's.

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Funny Euphemisms

6876. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

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Funny Names

6877. Cecil

Can you be a CEO or other super-serious person with a name like Cecil?

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Funny Names

6878. Mike Hawk

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Phrases

6879. Big as a Buick

Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.

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Funny Foods

6880. Clams Casino

Of the same ilk as "Oysters Rockefeller" and "Lobster Thermidor". See also Seafood, Wealth.

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