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Funny Things
6835. Vomitorium
Cecil Adams sets the record straight on vomitoriums in his column The Straight Dope, but I still prefer the misconception. See also Food.
Funny People
6836. Cheater Police
Otherwise known as the people who ruin board games. See also Nerds.
Funny Phrases
6837. Granny Flab
A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly." See also Weight.
Funny Products
6838. Gauze Shop
At the inherently funny medical center, there is only one treatment: 1) Just rub some salve on it 2) Apply gauze.
Funny Drinks
6840. Vodka Tonic
Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag. See also Alcohol.