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Funny Things to Do
6861. Taking a Shower and Really Feeling the Water
When I finally have the time, I'd like to enjoy a shower like this. See also Bathroom.
Funny Words
6862. Caddywampus
The state of being grossly out of alignment, skewed, or uneven. A great Midwestern phrase; make sure to pronounce with a long 'E' for the full effect. See also Slang.
Funny Words
6863. Higgledy-Piggledy
Askew, without prior planning, or every which way. See also Slang.
Funny Dances
6864. The Butt
Doin' the butt, hey pretty, pretty. Hey yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah. See also 80's, Music, Songs.
Funny Clothes
6869. Jorts
Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. They simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.
Funny Instruments
6870. Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time
And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.