Funny Euphemisms

6911. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

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Funny Names

6912. Cecil

Can you be a CEO or other super-serious person with a name like Cecil?

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Funny Names

6913. Mike Hawk

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Phrases

6914. Big as a Buick

Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.

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Funny Foods

6915. Clams Casino

Of the same ilk as "Oysters Rockefeller" and "Lobster Thermidor". See also Seafood, Wealth.

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Funny Animals

6916. Scorpions

Per Jim Anchower of the Onion, "You can't pick a scorpion up by its tail because you'll get stung. You can't pick it up by its front, either, because you'll get pinched. And don't even think about picking it up by its middle, 'cause you'll get pinched and stung."

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Funny Places

6917. Albuquerque, New Mexico

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Funny Words

6918. Kerfuffle

Another word for an altercation. See also Violence.

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Funny Words

6919. Cankle

The lack of articulation between some individual's calves and ankles. See also Body, Portmanteau.

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Funny Phrases

6920. Lady Friend

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