Funny Sayings

6911. Dicked the Dog

A classic saying for making a large mistake, also known as "screwing the pooch". See also Animals.

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Funny Things to Do

6912. Marrying Elizabeth Taylor

Hey, it happens to the best of us. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Words

6913. Zaftig

Healthily plump and vigorous, often used to describe a large, happy woman.

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Funny Insults

6914. Scallywag

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Funny Names

6915. Gilchrist Peabody

Gilchrist Peabody is the name of the fictitious lawyer whose services I invoke whenever I suspect things aren't on the up-and-up. I figured that name would look pretty intimidating on the letterhead. See also Made Up.

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Funny Sayings

6916. No Big Whoop

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Funny Words

6917. Pogonotrophy

Fancy word for the cultivation of a beard. See also Hair.

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Funny Conveyances

6918. Rickshaw

Japanese in origin, a rickshaw is a small, two-wheeled cart pulled by a single person.

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Funny Foods

6919. Turkish Delight Shop

Picasso used to eat Turkish delight once a day. This does not mean, however, that it tastes good. See also Candy, Turkish.

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Funny Insults

6920. Dolt

A dull, stupid person. A blockhead.

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