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6952. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."

A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Tyler on September 19, 2006| Comment | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Not to be confused with Blue Thunder, this movie/television show starred Jan-Michael Vincent (as Stringfellow Hawke) and Ernest Borgnin as two pilots of an advanced battle copter that was basically a flying KITT car (Knight Industries Two Thousand) without wheels. See also Television.

Added by Tyler on September 17, 2006| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

6954. Rockin' the Dockers

Wearing Dockers out on on a Saturday night. Double points when worn with a white Polo oxford. See also Casual, Clothes.

Added by Anthony on September 17, 2006| 2 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

6955. Welch’s Grape Soda Shop

The Champagne of grape sodas.

Added by Brian on September 16, 2006| 2 Comments | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

6956. Quazi Mode

Someone who is in quazi mode is ugly and looks like Quazimodo from Hunchback of Norte Dame, e.g., "That dude is in full quazi mode."

Added by a Guest on September 16, 2006| 2 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

6957. Pickpocket

There's a burglar in my pants! See also Crime.

Added by Frank on September 16, 2006| 7 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

6958. Bruce Willis Helicopter Movie

Odds are when your star is Bruce Willis, you're gonna need to call a chopper to get 'em the hell outta here!

Added by Frank on September 16, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

6959. Trinkets

Found in the homes of old persons worldwide...

Added by a Guest on September 16, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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6951. Sasquatch