Funny People

6971. Colicky Baby

I know a perpetually crying baby is no laughing matter, but for me the phrase always conjures up images of those mean cartoon babies who wear stubble and smoke cigar.

Added by Anthony on September 4, 2006| 1 Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

6972. Rollerblades

Even funnier if worn with the full-on padding that people used to wear when rollerblades first came out (i.e. helmet, wrist guards, knee & elbow pads). Not like we ever needed all this padding when the wheels were two and two. See also 90's.

Added by Frank on September 3, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

6973. Serving Wench

The waitress on a pirate ship.

Added by Frank on September 3, 2006| 3 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

6974. Pangea

Onetime supercontinent surrounded by the super-ocean Panthalassa. See also Science.

Added by Tyler on September 2, 2006| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

6975. Back-Scratchers Shop

Go-to-town with your backscratcher, even in public. Just avoid looking smug.

Added by Brian on August 31, 2006| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

6976. Restless Legs Syndrome

I was in the doctor's office and they were advertising a treament for this.

Added by Frank on August 30, 2006| 6 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

6977. Fricassee

Added by Frank on August 30, 2006| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

6978. Denim Pants Shop

I'm thinking of pants that are cut like slacks, but are made of denim. With pleats. Why not just wear jeans? See also Casual, Denim.

Added by Ryan on August 29, 2006| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

6979. The Clink

Where the Police Cops take burglars after being arrested for the smash-and-grab. See also Crime, Jail.

Added by Tyler on August 29, 2006| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

6980. Pickle Juice Shop

If you believe high school baseball coaches from the 40s, it prevents cramps.

Added by a Guest on August 28, 2006| 2 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike