Funny Names

6971. Dick Justice

I'm changing my name to this when I become sheriff. Also, a mustache will be grown.

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Funny Names

6972. Doozler

The nickname of a french horn player in my high school marching band. He really did look exactly like a Doozler.

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Funny Clothes

6973. Bathing Caps

It's hard not to look like a penis in a bathing cap. See also Swimming.

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Funny Foods

6974. Poutine

French Canadian concoction of french fries, gravy, and cheese. It's a gut-busting, artery-obstructing, colon-clogging good time. See also Canadian.

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Funny Phrases

6975. The Stinkeye

Basically it's another name for a dirty look. See also Body.

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Funny Phrases

6976. An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove

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Funny Words

6977. Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it. See also Profanity.

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Funny Animals

6978. Space Monkey

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Funny Drinks

6979. Hot Toddy

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

6980. Snuggler

Ingredients include peppermint schnapps, cocoa, whipped cream, and a lack of dignity. See also Alcohol.

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