Funny Clothes

6971. Dickeys Shop

A turtleneck that’s all neck, no turtle.

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Funny Dances

6972. The Humpty Dance

See also 90's.

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Funny Euphemisms

6973. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

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Funny Names

6974. Cecil

Can you be a CEO or other super-serious person with a name like Cecil?

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Funny Names

6975. Mike Hawk

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Phrases

6976. Big as a Buick

Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.

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Funny Foods

6977. Clams Casino

Of the same ilk as "Oysters Rockefeller" and "Lobster Thermidor". See also Seafood, Wealth.

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Funny Animals

6978. Scorpions

Per Jim Anchower of the Onion, "You can't pick a scorpion up by its tail because you'll get stung. You can't pick it up by its front, either, because you'll get pinched. And don't even think about picking it up by its middle, 'cause you'll get pinched and stung."

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Funny Places

6979. Albuquerque, New Mexico

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Funny Words

6980. Kerfuffle

Another word for an altercation. See also Violence.

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