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Funny Things
7021. The Hamburger Helper Helping Hand
It's as if someone lopped off Mickey Mouse's four-fingered, gloved hand and attached a red clown nose to the palm. See also Commercials, Disney, Food.
Funny Euphemisms
7023. A Bum Leg
I'm not really sure whether this should fall under euphamisms or if we should create a new category ("injuries"), but this is my favorite phrase for a perpetually injured appendage. See also Body.
Funny Insults
7024. Real Jerk
Suburban middle-class dad terminology. "Burnett is a real jerk!" See also Middle Age.
Funny Conveyances
7025. Motorbike
From an extra scene in "Wet Hot American Summer" where David Wain exclaims "Hey, that guy stole my motorbike!" See also Movies.
Funny Foods
7027. Lobster Thermidor
Particularly funny if it's ordered at 3 am in a Jersey diner, where it usually *is* a menu option See also Seafood, Wealth.
Funny Things to Do
7030. Making Out with a Brown Bear
During a camping trip, I asked my friend where his girlfriend was and this was his response. See also Animals.