Funny Sayings

7121. These Colors Don't Run

Especially funny when misapplied. See also Patriotic.

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Funny Things

7122. Mutton Chop Sideburns

See also 50's, Body, Hair.

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Funny Words

7123. Cocksure

Seems awfully hard to use this word innocently these days. See also Arrogant, Sophomoric.

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Funny Insults

7124. Jerkface

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Funny Phrases

7125. Make Toilet

This always struck me as both juvenile and French. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Songs

7126. I Didn't Mean To Turn You On Shop

I've always found this song rather presumptuous, especially coming from Robert Palmer. He's short. See also 80's, Singers.

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Funny Words

7127. Wharf

It just make me laugh, and it's fun to say.

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Funny Animals

7128. Buzzard

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Funny People

7129. Oscar Tschirky

Creator of Eggs Benedict and Waldorf Salad, though never trained as a chef. Also known as "Oscar of the Waldorf", he was maitre d'hotel of Delmonico's restaurant and the Waldorf-Astoria. See also Pioneers.

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Funny Phrases

7130. Grown and Sexy

No sneakers, no jeans.

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