Funny Things

7141. Cancer Kazoo

Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.

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Funny Words

7142. Tomfoolery

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Funny Clothes

7143. Dickeys Shop

A turtleneck that’s all neck, no turtle.

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Funny Dances

7144. The Humpty Dance

See also 90's.

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Funny Euphemisms

7145. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

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Funny Names

7146. Cecil

Can you be a CEO or other super-serious person with a name like Cecil?

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Funny Names

7147. Mike Hawk

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Phrases

7148. Big as a Buick

Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.

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Funny Foods

7149. Clams Casino

Of the same ilk as "Oysters Rockefeller" and "Lobster Thermidor". See also Seafood, Wealth.

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Funny Animals

7150. Scorpions

Per Jim Anchower of the Onion, "You can't pick a scorpion up by its tail because you'll get stung. You can't pick it up by its front, either, because you'll get pinched. And don't even think about picking it up by its middle, 'cause you'll get pinched and stung."

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