Funny Foods

7141. Clams Casino

Of the same ilk as "Oysters Rockefeller" and "Lobster Thermidor". See also Seafood, Wealth.

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Funny Animals

7142. Scorpions

Per Jim Anchower of the Onion, "You can't pick a scorpion up by its tail because you'll get stung. You can't pick it up by its front, either, because you'll get pinched. And don't even think about picking it up by its middle, 'cause you'll get pinched and stung."

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Funny Places

7143. Albuquerque, New Mexico

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Funny Words

7144. Kerfuffle

Another word for an altercation. See also Violence.

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Funny Words

7145. Cankle

The lack of articulation between some individual's calves and ankles. See also Body, Portmanteau.

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Funny Phrases

7146. Lady Friend

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Funny Insults

7147. Lollygagger

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Funny Clothes

7148. Zubaz Pants Shop

The baggy pants that dare you to be different. See also 90's.

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Funny Insults

7149. Nincompoop

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Funny People

7150. Hillbillies

Hillbillies, as you may know, often drink from jugs marked XXX. See also Alcohol.

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