Funny Nicknames

7141. Stretch

As in, "You're assed out, Stretch."

Added by Anthony on January 21, 2006| 1 Comment | 47 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

7142. Shooter

Added by Chris on January 21, 2006| 1 Comment | 76 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

7143. Rodeo Clowns

Good metaphor for someone with both a broad and base sense of humor. Like Terry Bradshaw.

Added by Tyler on January 21, 2006| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

7144. Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 21, 2006| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

7145. Getting Fitted for an Ear Trumpet

Doesn't happen anymore, but still funny to think about. See also Antique, Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on January 21, 2006| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

7146. Spry

Kramer from Seinfeld once said to a competing tennis ballboy, "I may be old, but I'm spry."

Added by Tyler on January 21, 2006| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

7147. John Stossel

John Stossel is the new Geraldo Rivera. See also Journalists, Mustache.

Added by Tyler on January 20, 2006| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

7148. The Bear Knows About Forty Stories, but All of Them Are About Pears.

This is apparently a Turkish saying. See also Turkish.

Added by Tyler on January 17, 2006| 3 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

7149. Powder My Nose

Euphemism for using the restroom. A friend has used this expression for years and now only taps his nose to exuse himself. See also Bathroom.

Added by Tyler on January 14, 2006| 5 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

7150. Break Wind

Of all the euphemisms for flatulance, I believe "break wind" is the funniest.

Added by Anthony on January 14, 2006| 4 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike