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241. Scorpions

Per Jim Anchower of the Onion, "You can't pick a scorpion up by its tail because you'll get stung. You can't pick it up by its front, either, because you'll get pinched. And don't even think about picking it up by its middle, 'cause you'll get pinched and stung."

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242. Poodles Drinking Champagne

They are poodles, after all. See also Alcohol, Anthromorphication, Wealth.

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243. Animals That Wear Monocles

Including this cat, this dog, and the Hustler Beaver. This list does not, however, include Scrooge McDuck (who wears half glasses) and Mr. Peanut (who is a not an animal but a legume.) See also Anthromorphication, Cartoons.

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244. Stray Cats and Dogs

Particularly those that sing and represent the underclass. See also Anthromorphication, Cartoons.

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245. Monkey Butler

Unlike helper monkeys, monkey butlers have gone to monkey finishing school. See also Anthromorphication.

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246. Squirrel on a Leash

See also Pets.

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247. Emu

See also Animals, Food.

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248. Llamas

Referenced in Monty Python Skits. Monty Python also accredited most of the making of Monty Python and the Holy Grail to llamas in the opening credits.

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249. A Monkey Peeing on a Guy

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250. Weasel

Weasel, enough said.

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