Funny Animals

241. Dingo

Dingoes can rotate their wrists and use their paws to turn doorknobs.

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242. Sorrel Nag

I once called a friend a "sorrel nag," and he responded, "I'm not a sorrel nag, you're a bay mare." I had no reply to that. See also Literature.

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243. Bontebok

The world's only purple mammal. See also African.

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244. Capybara

A semi-aquatic, South American rodent, Capybaras are often purposely misidentifed as the "world's largest rat" in carnival sideshows.

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245. Buzzard

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246. Bumblebee

At least 60% funnier than a regular bee. See also Insects.

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247. Scorpions

Per Jim Anchower of the Onion, "You can't pick a scorpion up by its tail because you'll get stung. You can't pick it up by its front, either, because you'll get pinched. And don't even think about picking it up by its middle, 'cause you'll get pinched and stung."

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248. Poodles Drinking Champagne

They are poodles, after all. See also Alcohol, Anthromorphication, Wealth.

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249. Animals That Wear Monocles

Including this cat, this dog, and the Hustler Beaver. This list does not, however, include Scrooge McDuck (who wears half glasses) and Mr. Peanut (who is a not an animal but a legume.) See also Anthromorphication, Cartoons.

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250. Stray Cats and Dogs

Particularly those that sing and represent the underclass. See also Anthromorphication, Cartoons.

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