Funny Animals
Funny Animals
211. Jackalope
Jackrabbit-antelope hybrid found throughout the Southwest on postcards. See also Made Up.
Funny Animals
214. Aquatic Scrotum
The aquatic scrotum, the scientific name for a frog which generally resides in Lake Titicaca, is a large, wrinkly frog, with layers of skin that it uses to breathe. They're considered to be good luck because they supposedly bring rain, and are honored, hugged, kissed and stroked until the rain comes, when they are released back into their natural habitat. See also Sophomoric.
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215. A Dog Running Out of a Butcher Shop With a String of Sausages in Its Mouth
Preferably a scrappy little scamp who could be called Rags and a red-faced butcher running after him with an apron and big red cheeks looking like he's about to pop an embolism. See also Old-Timey, Pets.
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216. The Prize Pig at the County Fair
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217. Diaper Pony
A pony that's kept indoors as a house pet and has to wear a diaper so as not to soil the living room. See also Anthromorphication, Pets, Scatological.
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218. Candiru
Also known as the canero, toothpick fish, and willy fish, the candirú is renowned for swimming into human orifices, including the urethra.
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219. Boxing Kangaroos
Perhaps in their downtime they pal around with diving horses? See also Anthromorphication, Old-Timey.