Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

261. Hairy Nope Nope

Also known as a spider. See also Spiders.

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262. Man Glitter

Also known as sawdust.

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263. Feet Pajamas

Also know as slippers.

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264. American Murder Log

Also known as alligators. See also Reptiles.

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265. Thank You!

AKA, I hate this gift.

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266. Writing Utensil

Pretentious, wordy way to say "pen or pencil".

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267. Compressed Horse

A pony.

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268. Fountain Mountain

A volcano.

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269. The Thing You Say to Make It Sound Okay

Euphemism for a euphemism.

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270. Finger Pants

Also known as gloves.

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