Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

311. Power to the P

A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.

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312. The Birds and the Bees

See also Sex.

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313. Button Hole

Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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314. Defective Typewriter

Aka, missing a period, aka pregnant.

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315. Selling Hot Dogs

It's what my dad would ask if my fly was open.

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316. Circling the Drain

Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.

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317. Pamela Handerson

A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.

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318. Shouting Groceries

See also Vomit.

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319. Selling Buicks to Ralph

Vomiting. See also Alcohol.

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320. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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