Funny Euphemisms
Funny Euphemisms
311. Power to the P
A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.
Funny Euphemisms
313. Button Hole
Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.
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316. Circling the Drain
Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.
Funny Euphemisms
317. Pamela Handerson
A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.
Funny Euphemisms
320. The Vatican Roulette
Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.