Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

331. Bat in the Cave

A booger stuck in your nose. See also Body.

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332. Shut the Front Door

Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.

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333. Urinary Olympics

Euphemism for a "pissing contest". See also Bathroom.

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334. Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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335. Oh Pop Off!

Very common and even more awkward euphemism used when movies are edited for television. See also Profanity.

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336. Step on a Frog

To pass gas loudly. See also Flatulence.

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337. Hard Gas

Euphemism for soiling oneself. See also Scatological.

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338. Spoony Bard

Insult created for Final Fantasy IV back in the days when you couldn't curse in video games.

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339. Butt Wrongs

A polite term for intestinal distress. See also Body.

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340. Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

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